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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:43 pm

[15:40] xiaou: gods I love fish sadwiches
[15:40] Grunt: and profit
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:47 pm

Isadora wrote:
[15:40] xiaou: gods I love fish sadwiches
[15:40] Grunt: and profit


[15:37] <xiaou> third party has one job, kill the victors
[15:38] <Grunt> or to supply both sides!
[15:38] <Grunt> and profit
[15:38] <xiaou> gods I love fish sadwiches

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: spool32 » Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:29 am

DMs discussing their plans for the evening...

<spool32> I'd suggest OMGSEREG ATTACK
<spool32> but it's totally not IC right now.
<spool32> at all
<spool32> an attack of animated turnips that crap gold bricks woudl be less immersion-breaking
<Darkfire> uh... wait, those turnips are immersion breaking?
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Thu Jan 14, 2010 1:31 am

Grunt wrote:
Isadora wrote:
[15:40] xiaou: gods I love fish sadwiches
[15:40] Grunt: and profit


[15:37] <xiaou> third party has one job, kill the victors
[15:38] <Grunt> or to supply both sides!
[15:38] <Grunt> and profit
[15:38] <xiaou> gods I love fish sadwiches

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You ruined it. It was perfectly weird out of context
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Darkfire » Thu Jan 14, 2010 3:40 am

If it helps, it might as well still be out of context. :P
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Jonezie » Thu Jan 14, 2010 12:04 pm

[23:03] <Pekarion> I don't care if the kids do browse porn either, they're 14
[23:03] <Pekarion> Man up kids, here comes the internet!
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Thu Jan 14, 2010 8:31 pm

[15:29] * darjth|WTFTired humps grunt_work 's leg
[15:29] Isadora: ooohh hot Thelonius sighting
[15:29] grunt_work: Thelonius Monk(40)?
[15:29] * Isadora mistakes grunt_work for a pretty hooker and slips him a bill
[15:29] Isadora: Yes thelonius monk
[15:29] Lycanthropy: Thelonius the Monk
[15:29] * grunt_work mistakes Isadora for pretty and gives her change
[15:29] Lycanthropy: Why did I not think of that!?
[15:30] grunt_work: :O
[15:30] nihprodne: ahaha!
[15:30] nihprodne: winner!
[15:30] Eklektikos: ...
[15:30] Isadora: :o
[15:30] Isadora: Hahahahaha
[15:30] * nihprodne gives grunt tecmo bowl high five *
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: spool32 » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:30 am

Another conversation on Charisma goes awry...

<Gorgon> You can be attracted to more than looks
<Olaf> take VILNE
<Olaf> ugly as fuck
<Xzar> lol
<Olaf> ..but
<spool32> he smells like fucking skittles and that's hot?
<spool32> Oo
<spool32> oO
<Olaf> seriously
<Xzar> he smells like skittles?
<spool32> yes
<Xzar> that's creepy.
<nihprodne> kinda strange...
* nihprodne nods at xar
<nihprodne> does he drive a windowless van?
<Olaf> ..actually
<spool32> you guys havent' hung out with Vilne?
<Darkfire> ......
<DeD> taste the rainbow baby
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Ninjar » Tue Jan 19, 2010 6:58 am

spool32 wrote:Another conversation on Charisma goes awry...

<Gorgon> You can be attracted to more than looks
<Olaf> take VILNE
<Olaf> ugly as fuck
<Xzar> lol
<Olaf> ..but
<spool32> he smells like fucking skittles and that's hot?
<spool32> Oo
<spool32> oO
<Olaf> seriously
<Xzar> he smells like skittles?
<spool32> yes
<Xzar> that's creepy.
<nihprodne> kinda strange...
* nihprodne nods at xar
<nihprodne> does he drive a windowless van?
<Olaf> ..actually
<spool32> you guys havent' hung out with Vilne?
<Darkfire> ......
<DeD> taste the rainbow baby

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Gorgon » Tue Jan 19, 2010 8:27 am

*hugs Olaf for avoiding the dead horse, but isn't sure what she does with the live ones* :P
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Cerridwyn » Tue Jan 19, 2010 5:33 pm

<Gorgon> You can be attracted to more than looks
<Olaf> take VILNE
<Olaf> ugly as fuck
<Xzar> lol
<Olaf> ..but
<spool32> he smells like fucking skittles and that's hot?
<spool32> Oo
<spool32> oO
<Olaf> seriously
<Xzar> he smells like skittles?
<spool32> yes
<Xzar> that's creepy.
<nihprodne> kinda strange...
* nihprodne nods at xar
<nihprodne> does he drive a windowless van?
<Olaf> ..actually
<spool32> you guys havent' hung out with Vilne?
<Darkfire> ......
<DeD> taste the rainbow baby


CANDY!!!!!! :cuinlove:
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Xiaou » Sat Jan 23, 2010 1:23 am

<xiaou> OH!
<xiaou> meeting isnt for 45mins yet even
<xiaou> now if I just knew where it was
<spool32> !reload
<POD|BSoD> The gun is reloaded
<xiaou> spool
<spool32> !russianroulette
<POD|BSoD> 6 chambers remaining...
<POD|BSoD> spool32 presses the trigger and.. BANG!
=-= spool32 was booted from #avlis by POD|BSoD (You have died)
<xiaou> ...
<Ringwraith> rofl
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Ninjar » Sat Jan 23, 2010 5:38 am

Cerridwyn wrote:
<Gorgon> You can be attracted to more than looks
<Olaf> take VILNE
<Olaf> ugly as fuck
<Xzar> lol
<Olaf> ..but
<spool32> he smells like fucking skittles and that's hot?
<spool32> Oo
<spool32> oO
<Olaf> seriously
<Xzar> he smells like skittles?
<spool32> yes
<Xzar> that's creepy.
<nihprodne> kinda strange...
* nihprodne nods at xar
<nihprodne> does he drive a windowless van?
<Olaf> ..actually
<spool32> you guys havent' hung out with Vilne?
<Darkfire> ......
<DeD> taste the rainbow baby


CANDY!!!!!! :cuinlove:


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: NWDuneAuron » Sat Jan 23, 2010 7:59 pm

<Lycanthropy> All you need isss love, sa-hahahahaha
<Lycanthropy> All you need isss love, sa-hahahahha
<Lycanthropy> All you need isss love, love
<Lycanthropy> Love isss all you need
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Sun Jan 24, 2010 4:36 am

<nihprodne> i can offer moral support xzar
<Xzar> alright.
<Xzar> i'm getting sodamized here
<nihprodne> i didnt say oral
<nihprodne> step one...pucker butthole!
<Xzar> the problem is probably easy, but i'm just reading it wrong or making stupid assumptions
<nihprodne> is it math?
* Xzar scrambles for solution manuals on the web
<Xzar> mechanics
<Xzar> physics
<Xzar> I found a manual though, hah!
<Xzar> Moral support, nihp!
<Grunt> you need a manual about the mechanics and physics of getting sodomized?
<Grunt> who would publish that?
<Grunt> "Surprise buttsecks for Dummies!"
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Wed Jan 27, 2010 8:39 pm

<Eklektikos> Cannibalism is proven to cause Malekites to witter senselessly, so we don't do it. (Except Crom)
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Pat Briams » Thu Jan 28, 2010 8:35 am

Salanth: I swear to GOD, it IS called the iPad
flia011: yeah... although I hoped they'd come up with a more creative name
Salanth: Like… iSlate!
Salanth: Also, this one sounds like a feminine hygiene product.
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Moredo » Thu Jan 28, 2010 10:54 am

Pat Briams wrote:Salanth: I swear to GOD, it IS called the iPad
flia011: yeah... although I hoped they'd come up with a more creative name
Salanth: Like… iSlate!
Salanth: Also, this one sounds like a feminine hygiene product.


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Hamlet » Thu Jan 28, 2010 4:46 pm

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<spool32> darjth: hugely tempting, but that would be a real dick-move. :)
<darjth>  well, I'm a real dick.

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Lycanthropy » Thu Jan 28, 2010 5:35 pm

<grunt_work> Come running faster... to pay your crafter... your gold's spent faster... Go pay your Crafter! Crafter! Crafter of Avlis I'm pulling your strings... charging outlandish prices for things... When I transition the whole server screams...lagged out by me and my 2000 things...
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Speedracer » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:40 pm

Lycanthropy wrote:
<grunt_work> Come running faster... to pay your crafter... your gold's spent faster... Go pay your Crafter! Crafter! Crafter of Avlis I'm pulling your strings... charging outlandish prices for things... When I transition the whole server screams...lagged out by me and my 2000 things...


To the tune of "Master of Puppets" by Metallica I believe. ;)

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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Grunt » Thu Jan 28, 2010 7:50 pm

Speedracer wrote:
Lycanthropy wrote:
<grunt_work> Come running faster... to pay your crafter... your gold's spent faster... Go pay your Crafter! Crafter! Crafter of Avlis I'm pulling your strings... charging outlandish prices for things... When I transition the whole server screams...lagged out by me and my 2000 things...


To the tune of "Master of Puppets" by Metallica I believe. ;)


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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Lesli » Thu Jan 28, 2010 9:10 pm

<Moredo> "And then Samwir turned to her.. stand n there in all her naked beauty. 'Samwir she said', gently touching his bold nose, 'oh, how I have longed to feel your touch'. 'Oh, Hyacinth,' Samwir replied, 'I have too!"
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<Moredo> write us some Avlis erotica!!
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Isadora » Fri Jan 29, 2010 6:56 am

[01:48] Gorgon: He collects goat things and sleeps with rothes. You can't creep him out that way. Hell, he probably has tried every form of self entertainment he could think of in private too. his brain and the sex thing don't work the same as the accepted norm in RL
[01:48] *** Olaffy is now known as Nymphy.
[01:49] Gorgon: Thinking about it, he probably has tried male prostitutes too.
[01:49] Gorgon: Meh, whatever works
[01:50] *** Rael has left #avlis.
[01:51] Gorgon: And after my comment about him being a reflection of my personality, I should probably go hide in a corner, but this kind of stuff never bothers me
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Re: IRC quotes!

PostAuthor: Gorgon » Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:05 am

*would claim (slightly) out of context, but doesn't think it would help even if it was true* :/
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