Player Quotes Needed

[Elradra]

As much as I love the PC interactions I enjoy far too many shared NPC conversations as well. I felt the evil points ping me in real life tonight.

[Grunt]

Fletcher Millstone: I'll take the road back to Zvidureth, I bet a few idiots think that it seems like a good day to be a bandit. I'll show them how wrong they are.
Ariana: *waves*
Nimonay Domari: heheh
Fletcher Millstone: See you soon?
Deostori: Lick ass Fletcher !
Deostori: //omg... KICK
Fletcher Millstone: ...not what I had in mind.
Fletcher Millstone: But thanks!

...so that's how those M'Chekian noble parties wind down...

[Xeo]

LOL LOL

[SaraEF]

[spacemonkey] Thomas Bosh: [Talk] I don't have a profession yet, but I know what I'd like to be.
[arcanedisaster] Ronan Ceril: [Talk] And what is that?
[spacemonkey] Thomas Bosh: [Talk] What you are, Magus.
[Cameron Klym] Tor Varson: [Talk] a git?

my sides

[gutemensch]

[spacemonkey] Thomas Bosh: [Talk] I don't have a profession yet, but I know what I'd like to be.
[arcanedisaster] Ronan Ceril: [Talk] And what is that?
[spacemonkey] Thomas Bosh: [Talk] What you are, Magus.
[Cameron Klym] Tor Varson: [Talk] a git?

my sides

[dashdot]

Proof.

[surfer69] Ang : [Tell] Your Detect DC is so much higher than mine.
[dashdot] Yanyu Choym: [Tell] That's because Yanyu is more awesome than Ang.
[surfer69] Ang : [Tell] Haha, true.

[Plethora]

After them poor elves were put to rest everybody went to another inn to relax and split the loot, on account of that small army we defeated had some magical stuff. They even had some wheelystars! I grabbed them, and also some helmets. I ain’t never worn a helmet before, and it was kind of weird on account of you can‘t really see to your sides and stuff, but I got me a magical one that makes me a bit wiser. It also has this real nice plume on top, like a rooster, so I told the innkeeper that now I look like a giant cock, and he snickered on account of I think he was jealous.

From an IC Journey.. and it just gets funnier

http://www.avlis.org/viewtopic.php?f=159&t=134964&p=1404661&hilit=cock#p1404661

fantastic

Well I told those nice ladies that I am trying to get up to polishing a hundred woods a day but my personal best is only ninety-seven, after that my arms are just too tired to keep going, and of course my hands get real sticky on account of all the sap what comes out.

[gutemensch]

*slaps wrist*

[dashdot]

Gann

[jwhite5730] Akren Black: [Talk] Not just that, but the wood, the metal presses and then getting the titanium and so on...
[jwhite5730] Akren Black: [Talk] It all adds up
[Dirigible] Gann Eider: [Talk] Hells yerr slaughtering' me t' death wi' yerr words o' Hurine.

[Plethora]

Elainee Aerlin (Marcus Declan)
Poor akren I hope her and star work it out

Nawen Amakiir (not you but me)
I thought Arken said she wasn't into getting 'boned'?

Elainee Aerlin (Marcus Declan)
*laughter* hahahahah *slaps table*

Nawen Amakiir (not you but me)
*knows there a rimshot hanging in the air*

Elainee Aerlin (Marcus Declan)
*laughs so hard she almost falls out of her seat*

Nawen Amakiir (not you but me)
*giggles at el*

Elainee Aerlin (Marcus Declan)
Boned....

Nawen Amakiir (not you but me)
someone needs to tell that one to Ang. he would love it

Elainee Aerlin (Marcus Declan)
No kidding it was good. haha

Nawen Amakiir (not you but me)
I have my moments.. oh I have them but mostly behind a locked a door

[gutemensch]

From the Roof of Drakehall to the Lounge

Thorfinn Kiff
*grins a bit*

Thaylis Beign (Tarken Acowlin)
Looks to N and then motions toward the door*

Nawen Amakiir
*nods* sure.. it is kinda dizzies
let you two have your boy time

*is followed inside by Thaylis and Finn*

Nawen Amakiir
*glances back* oh boy time is over

Thaylis Beign
*chuckles*
*busies himself behind the bar*

Nawen Amakiir
if I can't make others laugh then what's the point. by the way Finn your not laughing

Thaylis Beign
*looks pointedly to Finn* you , my friend, better laugh
*grins bit*
*hands him something Drakehall*

Nawen Amakiir
*pops up over the chair* manners brother

Thorfinn Kiff
I was hoping you'd tell me how you just waved your hand at Nawen and made her go into the other room...
I wave my hand at her all the time to do stuff but she just waves back..
usually with just one finger

Thaylis Beign
*laughs even more*

Nawen Amakiir
*facepalms*
*snickers to herself*

Thorfinn Kiff
*laughs*

Thaylis Beign
*is still laughing as he comes around the bar with 2 more drinks*

[silverfields2]

It was a very good FEATing it even started off well.....

Malulani jael MacMurray: So Ewnin thow out a suggestion!
Malulani jael MacMurray: And then we go around the circle!

Ewnin Amnannu: Forest of Midnight

Malulani jael MacMurray: Tor!

Varson: MJ

Malulani jael MacMurray: You cannot explore or adventure me Tor. *smirks* I'm married.
Malulani jael MacMurray: Gam!

Varson: ah well

Ewnin Amnannu: *laughs*

Malulani jael MacMurray: I mean Gram!

Gram Jamjeans: Umm... Lost River Canyon?

Toefungus: Quit thinkin about her gams!

Malulani jael MacMurray: *Malulani grins in self embarresment*
Malulani jael MacMurray: and uh.. Urk!

Varson: thought she was speaking to me was all

Foigan Fellnek: She was, askin fer yer suggestion

Varson: ah

Gram Jamjeans: *tries to nonchalantly look at Tor's gams*

Malulani jael MacMurray: *Malulani tries to muffle giggles*

Zragug at Uruk-hai: *Flicks at Gram's head.* No, bad.

Gram Jamjeans: Ow!

Malulani jael MacMurray: oookay moving on Grag!

Foigan Fellnek: *raises an eyebrow slightly*

Gram Jamjeans: But his calves are like the size of my head...

[Ronan]

[Ambrosia]

[Plethora]

OK, this is a little long, but this one is for Kat.

A little while back, Kat asked us all what our favorite Avlis moments were ..ever, and I have a few ((d'meh lah doober!))

But there was one moment that keep coming up, and Kat was delighted by the answer, and wanted to hear the story.
Rather then just tell her, I got the man himself to tell it IG. ((At a Party you missed by the way, Flint was.. sad))

So Kat, this one is for you.. I give you..

The Time Kassha sunk a Drotid Warship with a Chicken!

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Flint the Brewmaster: Kassha! Tell the story about the time you sank a drotid warship with a chicken! *calls over with a grin*
Kassha Firehart: *laughs* I love that story
Thaylis Beign: *chuckles*
Flint the Brewmaster: Its a great story!
Kassha Firehart: What ship was that Sir, the Wolfhound wasn't it?
Thaylis Beign: i think it was, Kassha


Kassha Firehart: So we're on this shitty little ship sailing up the coast for some awful reason I didn't listen to
Kassha Firehart: Trying to skirt around the shaahesk coasairs
Kassha Firehart: Big things, double decks of slaves knifing them through the water
Kassha Firehart: So about the only thing you can do
Kassha Firehart: Is run and we did ... and the shaahesk gave chase
Fellock: Yea', uh, chasin' runnin' folks s'like their favorite thing.
Ang: *thumbs open an ale, grinning at what's to come in Kassha's story*

Kassha Firehart: and we were smaller, and a bit faster then the wind started to turn on us
Kassha Firehart: and the shaahesk start to gain you can hear the boom of the drums

Kassha Firehart: and the slap of the oars on the water
Kassha Firehart: And the Terror starts to pull ahead. her drums flying at a frenzied tempo you can hear the slave masters whip cracking
Kassha Firehart: *leans in close to Fellock* and she gains

Fellock: *Gulps deeply*
Fellock: Oh n-n-no...
Kassha Firehart: spells are flug, archers loose arrows
Kassha Firehart: But the shaahesk have caught the sent of a prize

Fellock: *Sticks his talons in his beak and bites down*
Kassha Firehart: they want us all alive, we'd be a fine catch
Kassha Firehart: slowly the gap between us starts to shrink and the captain dances the Wolfhound across the waves trying to keep us all free
Fellock: Don't do it, bein' taken 'live by 'Hesk s'worse than death half th' time!

Fellock: Ooh no, ooh no no no...
Kassha Firehart: but the shaahesk have a manuever , it's a pincher you catch a ship between two raiders and that's what the Terror was doing keeping us in place so one of here hellish twins could seal off any chance of escape
Fellock: I don' think I like this story! It's jus' gettin' scarier!

Nawen Amakiir: *grins at fellock*
Kassha Firehart: off to port she starts drifting closer, another one shoots up to catch us on the starboard
Kassha Firehart: you can see the hissers, the whites of their fangs the gleam of their steel
Malulani jael MacMurray: Erk! *shudders*

Kassha Firehart: it's grim
Kassha Firehart: closer, and closer soon it's going to be boarders away
Kassha Firehart: spells fly, arrows fly, hell I think the cook started throwing plates
Kassha Firehart: And then in the front regal and wet
Fellock: *Bites down on his talons harder*

Kassha Firehart: stands our Red mage
Kassha Firehart: he rises to do battle with the hissers
Ang: *laughs* Regal my ass.

Kassha Firehart: but he dosen't throw spells, or wield wands no his weapon of choice is a chicken
Fellock: *Suddenly stops biting down and just stares*

Kassha Firehart: it's trussed, feet tied together for easy throwing
Fellock: ...What?
Fellock: ...A chicken.

Kassha Firehart: and just moments before it's boarders away he throws his fearsome fowl
Kassha Firehart: up ... up into the air it sails
Kassha Firehart: and there is that moment, where everyone on the Wolfhound just stares

Fellock: Ya...bloody threw a chicken at a ship full o' Hesk...

Flint the Brewmaster: *grins*

Kassha Firehart: Jaa a chicken ... and then their is laughter,that hissing sort and some catcalls about dinner
Kassha Firehart: but does the regal mage pay them any heed ... no
Kassha Firehart: in a loud clear voice he yells words of arcane power
Kassha Firehart: and points
Kassha Firehart: and the chicken
Kassha Firehart: once a fowl is transmuted by the might of the vortex into an earth elemental
Kassha Firehart: *thumps his staff loudly* and earth elementals do not fly

Fellock: Oh Lords Below.
Kassha Firehart: they fall
Kassha Firehart: like a rock
Kassha Firehart: and they are very very heavy, so tons of confused and somewhat angry rock slams into the bow of the Terror
Kassha Firehart: and then it continues
Kassha Firehart: and deck by deck the chicken plummets till it comes out the bottom
Fellock: ...
Thaylis Beign: *shoulders shake softly with laughter, grinning broadly** it was the damnest thing ive ever seen. the shock on some of the Hissers officers faces... it was a sight to see

Fellock: That's...
Kassha Firehart: it gets even better
Fellock: That's th' most ridiculous thing I heard.

Kassha Firehart: The Terror comes to almost a full stop
Kassha Firehart: starts sinking as the Wolfhound shoots by
Kassha Firehart: then the captain spins the wheel and the ship coming up our starbord gets a face full of cannon fire, fireballs, and cook's plates
Kassha Firehart: and we dart back out to sea
Fellock: That's...that's bloody amazin', Kasshamage!
Thaylis Beign: *chuckles, nodding a bit*
Fellock: An' ridiculous.
Fellock: Jus' right crazy ridiculous.
Nickolai Voros: Is a fowl ending *chuckles*

Verossa : [Tell] Best Avlis Moment, Ever

[Ambrosia]

Alright. I am not sure that will ever be topped. Ever.

[Dirigible]

Since photo bucket is down, I was going through it and found some quotes I don't think I posted

An acid tonged violet mage under Mikona's wild zone.

A silver haired flirt.

A bald riddler.

[Ambrosia]

//OOC addition because, well. It's Fellock.


Fellock: Poo golems!?
Lorianna Sent: *nods*
Elainee Aerlin: *shudders*
Fellock: Wha' sorta sick mage made those!?
Fellock: Is there a poo mage?
Archibald' Thel: That sounds disgusting
Elainee Aerlin: I think I am traumatized just by thinking about it
Fellock: Is there a bloody mage out there somewhere who'se like, a poomancer?
Lorianna Sent: apparently a very lonely and crazy half-dryad mage.
Archibald' Thel: I hope not
Saman Tane: Thats disgusting
Lorianna Sent: and yes. apparently she had the idea to over-run Elysia via everyone's batherooms.
Fellock: That's jus', ugh...
Fellock: Seriously!?
Lorianna Sent: aye
Fellock: THa'...is...augh!
Lorianna Sent: seriously.
Fellock: Tha' is gross, tha' is SO gross.
Lorianna Sent: happily, we were able to rescue the plumbers she had kidnapped.
Lorianna Sent: pretty much everything else was ooze.
Lorianna Sent: *shudder-gags in the memory*
Saman Tane: *tries to wipe the image out of his mind*
Lorianna Sent: so.. thank your plumbers next you see them! they have to work down there!
Tor Varson: nay have those in Tyedu
Archibald' Thel: I think Tyedu might be too cold for that to work
Elainee Aerlin: *she runs her fingers through her longer hair and takes a drink*
Archibald' Thel: If there was going to be a disgusting golem up there it would probably be frozen urine golems
Fellock: Ugh...jus'...seriously, a poomancer tried ta conquer Elysia, through th' toilets?
Tor Varson: mayhaps
Lorianna Sent: *nods to Fellock*
Saman Tane: thank you Arch, thats a lovely image too *grins*
Archibald' Thel: Not as bad as the prior one
Fellock: Lord Sharistracterus would look at tha' plan an' jus' go yuck.
Fellock: I swear.
Lorianna Sent: ironicaly, one of the tid-bits we found in the ooze were 'freedom of moovement' tokens.
Fellock: ...Aw, seriously, c'mon!
Fellock: Wha' sorta mage DOES that!?
Fellock: Tha's jus'...
Lorianna Sent: I'm farily certain she was mad.
Fellock: *Just makes a lot of unpleasant cawing noises*
Lorianna Sent: *nodnods*
Fellock: Caw-awkw-caw-caw-awk-awk!
Fellock: ...I am not touchin' that.
Saman Tane: *chuckles*
Fellock: I know where it been. I'm a scavenger, but I ain't touchin' tha' one.

[Plethora]

From Viber, as I had to go to a baptism today.. (in a church obvoiusly)

Gutemensch : I saw a story today about someone in Sydney bursting into flames today.
Pleth : !!
Gutemensch : Oh, it wasnt you, your alive!

[gutemensch]

You are you and best to check

[Ambrosia]

Fellock: Ack!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *laughs* what?
Fellock: When did you get there!?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I didn't even turn into fire or anything!
Fellock: I was jus' o'er there an' ya weren't there!
Fellock: An' then I turn 'round an' yer there!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I just walked out of the inn!
Fellock: Yer like one o' them crazy murder shadows...
Fellock: That only move when ya ain't lookin' at 'em.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I wish, but only more like a rare lake storm. *grin* rare. but very dangerous
Fellock: A...a lake storm?
Fellock: Lakes get storms?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: rarely.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: that's what makes them dangerous.
Fellock: How's 'at e'en work...?
Fellock: Do...baths get storms?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: more like... churns. baths get churns.
Fellock: Er...churns?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nods*
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: makes the waves all go -slush-slusrhs- water on the floor.
Fellock: ...So, like, what, someone jus' comes an' starts...churnin' ya while ya still in th' bath...?
Fellock: I swear, ya surfacers inta some weird things when th' doors close.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: it's even more the worst when they add more soap and you don't want none.
Fellock: Who doesn't want soap?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: bubbles. -every-where.
Fellock: Soap's great.
Fellock: I know!
Fellock: I love bubbles!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nodnods*
Fellock: Ya can pop 'em with yer beak.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: score points if you can keep one un-popped
Fellock: Th' only thing wrong with soap, is ya can't eat it.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: well, you can, but only if it is butter flavored and not actually inhaled.
Fellock: Cause it straight up look like candy, innit?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: yup
Fellock: I tried ta eat soap four times an' I been disappointed e'ery time.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: specially those little bath pearls. totally dangerious to swap out with candy.
Fellock: Oh, aye, 'at jus' cruel, it be...
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: the little green ones look -just-like-mints
Fellock: I know! Awwwwwk, why bath products gotta look so delicious...

[Ambrosia]

Star Aelae: This rum looks a little fruity.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nods* I like the Mead better.. of the two I gave you, I mean.
Star Aelae: The stuff I drink is about on par with a mild poison but I think I can give this a shot soon.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: it probably won't give you that poison feeling, but might at least be a break from 'normal'
Star Aelae: So what do you consider your skillset to be AJ?
Fellock: Oh, yea', I ain't sure what ya do 'xactly...
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: here's my current fav... *passes over a bottle of Tyedu Scotch* sell, trade. drink.. whatever!
Star Aelae: *accepts another bottle* Aside from peddling booze I mean.

[Hamlet]

Uh-oh.

Cerseiserilda: As I told a halfling I met: Even with dragon hide being appealing and even knowing that halflings are supposed to taste well with berry sauce, let's not have our cravings rule us. I'd still eat him if he attacked me, of course.

[Grunt]

...Bookworms.

Lonovan Natselith: This my group therapy session?
Etzeth Tzeleth: *grins and nods that he is, looks over the robes*
Etzeth Tzeleth: Ya need therapy?
Fletcher Millstone: That's me!
Thomas Bosh: Lonovan, I can assure you that it isn't as bad as you think.
Thomas Bosh: Whatever the problem.
Lonovan Natselith: I do, after dealing with this one. *Thumbs at Thomas Bosh*
Thomas Bosh: Oh dear.
Etzeth Tzeleth: Ha! 's them blue mages for ya. All... uh... magicky 'n whatnot.
Fletcher Millstone: In Zvidureth, group therapy involves many bottles.
Lonovan Natselith: Actually, he's the least worst Blue I've dealt with recently.
Fletcher Millstone: Contrary to popular belief, the bottles are only used for drinking
Fletcher Millstone: ...Nobody is struck with them.
Thomas Bosh: I've never thought of using a bottle for anything other than drinking.
Lonovan Natselith: You've never hit someone with a bottle?
Thomas Bosh: I don't think I've ever hit anyone, Lonovan.
Lonovan Natselith: Actually, that's a real dumb question.
Lonovan Natselith: Because... yeah, that.
Lonovan Natselith: I'm trying to picture you battering someone and it's all wrong.
Thomas Bosh: Don't get me wrong.
Fletcher Millstone: A bottle is a very popular weapon. It can be a dagger, a club and a projectile all at once
Thomas Bosh: I've closed a book or two quite violently before.
Lonovan Natselith: You ever hit someone with a book?
Thomas Bosh: Goodness no.
Thomas Bosh: Think of the damage to the spine.

[gutemensch]

At PubCrawl when Tor and Pia are briefly separated from the group then return

Pia (ladyawesome)
So Tor tried to kill me....

Nawen Amakiir (not you but me)
he did?

Pia (ladyawesome)
Yes... he wouldnt stop!
it was all over the place!

Nawen Amakiir (not you but me)
oh *mumbles sings* tor and pia off alone.. w..o..d..d..i..n..g..

Pia (ladyawesome)
Oh for the love on Andrinor....

Pia (ladyawesome)
Slap your wrist Nawen

Nawen Amakiir (not you but me)
fenfen *slaps her wrist*