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Fletcher Millstone: I'll take the road back to Zvidureth, I bet a few idiots think that it seems like a good day to be a bandit. I'll show them how wrong they are.
Ariana: *waves*
Nimonay Domari: heheh
Fletcher Millstone: See you soon?
Deostori: Lick ass Fletcher !
Deostori: //omg... KICK
Fletcher Millstone: ...not what I had in mind.
Fletcher Millstone: But thanks!
Silk wrote:I don't know, I think flinging poo in a catapult could be pretty damn effective.
I know if I was on the battlefield and I got hit by a pile of shit... I'd probably go home.
[spacemonkey] Thomas Bosh: [Talk] I don't have a profession yet, but I know what I'd like to be.
[arcanedisaster] Ronan Ceril: [Talk] And what is that?
[spacemonkey] Thomas Bosh: [Talk] What you are, Magus.
[Cameron Klym] Tor Varson: [Talk] a git?
SaraEF wrote:[spacemonkey] Thomas Bosh: [Talk] I don't have a profession yet, but I know what I'd like to be.
[arcanedisaster] Ronan Ceril: [Talk] And what is that?
[spacemonkey] Thomas Bosh: [Talk] What you are, Magus.
[Cameron Klym] Tor Varson: [Talk] a git?
my sides
[surfer69] Ang : [Tell] Your Detect DC is so much higher than mine.
[dashdot] Yanyu Choym: [Tell] That's because Yanyu is more awesome than Ang.
[surfer69] Ang : [Tell] Haha, true.
After them poor elves were put to rest everybody went to another inn to relax and split the loot, on account of that small army we defeated had some magical stuff. They even had some wheelystars! I grabbed them, and also some helmets. I ain’t never worn a helmet before, and it was kind of weird on account of you can‘t really see to your sides and stuff, but I got me a magical one that makes me a bit wiser. It also has this real nice plume on top, like a rooster, so I told the innkeeper that now I look like a giant cock, and he snickered on account of I think he was jealous.
Well I told those nice ladies that I am trying to get up to polishing a hundred woods a day but my personal best is only ninety-seven, after that my arms are just too tired to keep going, and of course my hands get real sticky on account of all the sap what comes out.
[jwhite5730] Akren Black: [Talk] Not just that, but the wood, the metal presses and then getting the titanium and so on...
[jwhite5730] Akren Black: [Talk] It all adds up
[Dirigible] Gann Eider: [Talk] Hells yerr slaughtering' me t' death wi' yerr words o' Hurine.
Malulani jael MacMurray: So Ewnin thow out a suggestion!
Malulani jael MacMurray: And then we go around the circle!
Ewnin Amnannu: Forest of Midnight
Malulani jael MacMurray: Tor!
Varson: MJ
Malulani jael MacMurray: You cannot explore or adventure me Tor. *smirks* I'm married.
Malulani jael MacMurray: Gam!
Varson: ah well
Ewnin Amnannu: *laughs*
Malulani jael MacMurray: I mean Gram!
Gram Jamjeans: Umm... Lost River Canyon?
Toefungus: Quit thinkin about her gams!
Malulani jael MacMurray: *Malulani grins in self embarresment*
Malulani jael MacMurray: and uh.. Urk!
Varson: thought she was speaking to me was all
Foigan Fellnek: She was, askin fer yer suggestion
Varson: ah
Gram Jamjeans: *tries to nonchalantly look at Tor's gams*
Malulani jael MacMurray: *Malulani tries to muffle giggles*
Zragug at Uruk-hai: *Flicks at Gram's head.* No, bad.
Gram Jamjeans: Ow!
Malulani jael MacMurray: oookay moving on Grag!
Foigan Fellnek: *raises an eyebrow slightly*
Gram Jamjeans: But his calves are like the size of my head...
Fellock: Ack!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *laughs* what?
Fellock: When did you get there!?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I didn't even turn into fire or anything!
Fellock: I was jus' o'er there an' ya weren't there!
Fellock: An' then I turn 'round an' yer there!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I just walked out of the inn!
Fellock: Yer like one o' them crazy murder shadows...
Fellock: That only move when ya ain't lookin' at 'em.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: I wish, but only more like a rare lake storm. *grin* rare. but very dangerous
Fellock: A...a lake storm?
Fellock: Lakes get storms?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: rarely.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: that's what makes them dangerous.
Fellock: How's 'at e'en work...?
Fellock: Do...baths get storms?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: more like... churns. baths get churns.
Fellock: Er...churns?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nods*
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: makes the waves all go -slush-slusrhs- water on the floor.
Fellock: ...So, like, what, someone jus' comes an' starts...churnin' ya while ya still in th' bath...?
Fellock: I swear, ya surfacers inta some weird things when th' doors close.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: it's even more the worst when they add more soap and you don't want none.
Fellock: Who doesn't want soap?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: bubbles. -every-where.
Fellock: Soap's great.
Fellock: I know!
Fellock: I love bubbles!
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nodnods*
Fellock: Ya can pop 'em with yer beak.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: score points if you can keep one un-popped
Fellock: Th' only thing wrong with soap, is ya can't eat it.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: well, you can, but only if it is butter flavored and not actually inhaled.
Fellock: Cause it straight up look like candy, innit?
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: yup
Fellock: I tried ta eat soap four times an' I been disappointed e'ery time.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: specially those little bath pearls. totally dangerious to swap out with candy.
Fellock: Oh, aye, 'at jus' cruel, it be...
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: the little green ones look -just-like-mints
Fellock: I know! Awwwwwk, why bath products gotta look so delicious...
Star Aelae: This rum looks a little fruity.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: *nods* I like the Mead better.. of the two I gave you, I mean.
Star Aelae: The stuff I drink is about on par with a mild poison but I think I can give this a shot soon.
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: it probably won't give you that poison feeling, but might at least be a break from 'normal'
Star Aelae: So what do you consider your skillset to be AJ?
Fellock: Oh, yea', I ain't sure what ya do 'xactly...
Auryna 'AJ' Ak'hanrye: here's my current fav... *passes over a bottle of Tyedu Scotch* sell, trade. drink.. whatever!
Star Aelae: *accepts another bottle* Aside from peddling booze I mean.
Cerseiserilda: As I told a halfling I met: Even with dragon hide being appealing and even knowing that halflings are supposed to taste well with berry sauce, let's not have our cravings rule us. I'd still eat him if he attacked me, of course.
Lonovan Natselith: This my group therapy session?
Etzeth Tzeleth: *grins and nods that he is, looks over the robes*
Etzeth Tzeleth: Ya need therapy?
Fletcher Millstone: That's me!
Thomas Bosh: Lonovan, I can assure you that it isn't as bad as you think.
Thomas Bosh: Whatever the problem.
Lonovan Natselith: I do, after dealing with this one. *Thumbs at Thomas Bosh*
Thomas Bosh: Oh dear.
Etzeth Tzeleth: Ha! 's them blue mages for ya. All... uh... magicky 'n whatnot.
Fletcher Millstone: In Zvidureth, group therapy involves many bottles.
Lonovan Natselith: Actually, he's the least worst Blue I've dealt with recently.
Fletcher Millstone: Contrary to popular belief, the bottles are only used for drinking
Fletcher Millstone: ...Nobody is struck with them.
Thomas Bosh: I've never thought of using a bottle for anything other than drinking.
Lonovan Natselith: You've never hit someone with a bottle?
Thomas Bosh: I don't think I've ever hit anyone, Lonovan.
Lonovan Natselith: Actually, that's a real dumb question.
Lonovan Natselith: Because... yeah, that.
Lonovan Natselith: I'm trying to picture you battering someone and it's all wrong.
Thomas Bosh: Don't get me wrong.
Fletcher Millstone: A bottle is a very popular weapon. It can be a dagger, a club and a projectile all at once
Thomas Bosh: I've closed a book or two quite violently before.
Lonovan Natselith: You ever hit someone with a book?
Thomas Bosh: Goodness no.
Thomas Bosh: Think of the damage to the spine.
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