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PostAuthor: Manuel the White » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:09 pm

I'm accepting submissions for the best character quotes. The Random Quotes on the Avlis homepage will be updated to reflect this. Please include the name of the person you're quoting and the quote itself. If you need to check with the player/character about using their quote, please do so.

This request is open-ended so append them below or send me a PM if you want it to be a surprise/anonymous.

Fine print: nothing obscene, no plotline/spoiler stuff, etc. Some things won't get posted. Sorry. If someone submits something that causes you embarassment, well ... revenge is a bitch. First payment, security deposit, tax, tag, title fees due at inception. With approved credit. Subject to prior sale. Prices good through next Hugar attack.
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PostAuthor: KinX » Mon Jun 30, 2003 5:20 pm

One of my favourites is from my own character, don't know if you'll use it though:

You scum suckin' bastard child o' a two copper whore.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

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PostAuthor: maxinion » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:02 pm

Gloknall: I have the rear...
Vanya: Of a moose!

Saw that on someone's sig, thought it was hilarious. Kind of an 'in joke', but eh. My sig is worse... its funny but then again, only people that know Kharak's sn is KinX will find it funny. I'll apply both though.

Don't know if you count either as quotes, since they're both kind of conversations. meh.
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PostAuthor: FunkOdyssey » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:07 pm

Are quotes from players themselves eligible? If so I'd like to submit this one from Chasman which had me ROFL:

"I'd rather jack off with a fistfull of broken glass than do that again."

Which he said the day it took us 90 minutes to get from the Elysia Wharves to the Elf Gate (most severe lag I have ever seen)
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PostAuthor: Imnadune » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:10 pm

"Step lightly and stay in tune."
--Padrir, Wandering Songsmith
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PostAuthor: Vroshgrak » Mon Jun 30, 2003 7:37 pm

[22:30:35] <FunkOdyssey> "you know, THESE bracers"


(Strangg1): i have a +5 charisma cock ring


and of course, my signature.
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PostAuthor: Actually » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:10 pm

"That's right Ma'am. I'm Jerry, and he's Alan. Hence Steve and Ted's Door and Chest Repair Service."


"Oh yes, Ma'am. Brand recoginition is huge in the grainshot market. That's why I want to make sure that when people think of "Jerry's Special Draft" the FIRST name that comes to mind is ALAN!"


"*Cove pinches Jerry's nipples*"


"Don't worry Janur, I'm going into Mikona now, and I'm gonna PEE ON EVERY FIRE in that town 'till the Rompin' Romini is safe!"


"Errrm... Jerry? You're glowing.


Thanks D'Anjal, yer positively radiant yourself."


"Oh yeah! Guy's a HUGE queer. Nobody can have sex with his own gender like Abdul."

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Hafta dig up my game logs for more.

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PostAuthor: Lycanthropy » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:13 pm

I think every one of Actually's deserve to go in. :D

One of Neve's characters, the ever so stupid but loveable Wulf:

I like swords.

'nuff said.
Silver Fox - "it's like Friedrich Nietzche started doing steroids and drag."

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PostAuthor: Aradan Kir » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:26 pm

I'd like to put one of Merago's in here :

"Yep ... it's definately East!"
(entire party immediately get lost)
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PostAuthor: Dirk Cutlass » Mon Jun 30, 2003 9:59 pm

Bill Burnham: "... Yes, we hope to hold lots of great events at my new eventing hall, such as Mage Duels, Fist Fights, Bardic Rectals, ..."

*stunned silence*

Bill Burnham: "Sorry ! I meant to say Bardic Recitals !"
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PostAuthor: Actually » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:15 pm

"Attention citizens! This location has been declared a Commoner-Free Zone by order of the Esteemed Church of Dagath (Death Division). Your cooperation in this matter is greatly appreciated...

*Jerry Cornelius casting unknown spell*
*Your actions have shifted you 5 points towards Evil!*
*Your actions have shifted you 5 points towards Evil!*
*Your actions have shifted you 5 points towards Evil!*
*Your actions have shifted you 5 points towards Evil!*"

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - Tee-hee-hee.

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PostAuthor: CuRoi » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:33 pm

maxguy25 wrote:Gloknall: I have the rear...
Vanya: Of a mouse!

Saw that on someone's sig


It was "moose". :wink:
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PostAuthor: maxinion » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:43 pm

That was a type. Ruined the joke, though. Damned keybroad.
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PostAuthor: Actually » Mon Jun 30, 2003 10:54 pm

*Originally posted on the Bard Forum*

*This song WAS sung IC at the Valley of Death during the Sereg Invasion. I know 'cause I sung it. :D *


"Oh we come marching, marching,
The Sereg for to fight!
From the breaking rays of morning,
To the dark of blackest night!
I am frightened by the beauty,
A gust of wind discloses...
Yes we fight for Life and Honor,
Give us that!
And give us clotheses!"

Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - When it says "chunky" on the side of the box, it's not referring to the cookies.

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PostAuthor: Ykirhs » Tue Jul 01, 2003 1:57 am

*Shayd begins trying to disarm a trapped door*
Delad De Morte:Locked? No problem.. *Bashes door*
Someone Damages Shayd GarGhuul for 23 (23 Acid)
Drusilla applies Healing Kit
Drusilla Heals Shayd Garghuul by 22
Shayd GarGhuul: Don't travel with a Rogue often, do you?
Delad De Morte: No, I have... just not any that were competent.
"We used to hate people,
now we just make fun of them,
it's more effective that way."

-"Dogma" KMFDM

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PostAuthor: Seka » Tue Jul 01, 2003 2:23 am

HE: "Can't you help me, madam? Can't you see that I have FIEND BLOOD?!?"
ME: "I always say: A fiend in need is a fiend indeed."
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PostAuthor: ChathVeldrin » Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:45 am

For any who haven't traveled with Tobin Riverside, it's really fun. He's a great guy, attracts trouble like bees, and is funny as hell to travel with.

Tobin: I'm an impotent bard!

*on ship on the way to Mythos*
Roshnak: Stupid pointy ears
Rayek: Hmmmm?
Roshnak: Me no want to be here
Rayek: Hmmm, well me no want you to be here either.
Roshnak: Pointy ears be quiet!

*Vedette Lunadelle and Badtznik are standing in the beginning area of Mythos. Vedette was almost naked*
Daerk: Hail Badtznik and Ved-oops *abruptly turns around*
Vedette: *laughs*
Badtznik: hehehe, What's wrong?
Daerk: um...Vedette might want to get dressed. Does she always run around naked in the forest on your world?
Vedette: no *giggle* just here
Daerk: You know, we among the elves have a name for those who run naked through the trees.
Vedette: Loonies?
Daerk: Well, I was going to suggest maniac, but loonies works.
In the fell clutch of circumstance
I have not winced nor cried aloud.
Under the bludgeonings of chance
My head is bloody, but unbowed.

Daerk Wyldfae, monk of Nature
Rayek Bloodfae
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PostAuthor: Galadorn » Tue Jul 01, 2003 4:52 am

*mmph*








~TSuomaa
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PostAuthor: Strangg » Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:23 am

Harthgrepa: Who seeks a lesson?
Anon low level PC: I do!
Harthgrepa: Eh? Come back when yer off th' tit youngling.


~S
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PostAuthor: Strangg » Tue Jul 01, 2003 6:29 am

"Anyone seen my ass laying about? I think one of those wolves bit off a rather large chunk of it."


Said by PC after recovering from negative HP in a rather close wolf vs low level PC hack fest.


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PostAuthor: Foolish Demon » Tue Jul 01, 2003 7:28 am

Hehe.. I already made a book of quotes that I did for a character called Jirtan. Copy... and.. paste..... :twisted:

Small is small, big is big. Leave it that way.

Sayings will fade, actions are permanent.

One who does not rule with kindness rules out of fear.

One who weilds two swords has no room for a shield.

You can not run a company without customers.

You do not catch the fish, it catches you.

One may appear to not be listening, but infact he could be the one talking.

One does not need power to rule.

One who steps on the lowly ant may find themselves in the reverse position.

One who takes on all the faults in the world as his own may indeed receive them all.

One who's protection are the shadows is defenseless once discovered.

A thing that is thrown aside may not be worth saving for another.

One who does not accept help, accepts the hardships of lonliness.

One may posses sight, but that sight may be limited.

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PostAuthor: Actually » Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:32 pm

"The place was as empty as a glory-hole shack in Gorethug country!"

"BY THE GREAT, FLOPPY DUGS OF VEROSSA!"


Bye Now,
Jerry Cornelius - The rest of the quotes from this session break the obscenity rule. :D

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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Tue Jul 01, 2003 10:53 pm

Two of the Maidens of dre'Ana talking

'Hold on my bags are loaded'
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Manuel the White wrote: Just do a search for "you are going to die motherfucker" and you'll probably find it.

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PostAuthor: Galadorn » Wed Jul 02, 2003 12:59 am

TSuomaa and Siballe out of the mines ages ago, chillin'... appears two strangers headed to the mines themsleves...

Not sure which one is funnier, The Unamed's quote that made me screenshot it, or my remark to Siballe after the fact... but glad I grabbed it... and i never take screenshots...
Screenshot here:
http://www.daveboon.pwp.blueyonder.co.u ... suomaa.jpg

Here is the quote:

The Unnamed: HAI UN PACCO AVVENTURA?

Toyotomy Hideoshi: no

TSuomaa: ????

Siballe Na'Shti: Greetings?

TSuomaa: whoa

TSuomaa: too much bloodcrystal for THAT guy


:)
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carry on!

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Whosyourdaddy. ;-)
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PostAuthor: KinX » Wed Jul 02, 2003 3:16 am

after handing out a shitload of magical items to a shitload of PC's and giving Kharak (and myself) a headache:

Kharak: Bugger th' lot o' ye.
Never argue with an idiot, they'll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience

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