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Best last words:

Dragons sleep with their eyes open
12
5%
He's probably forgotten all about that by now
31
13%
I disbelieve the illusion!
29
12%
It appears to be some kind of fungus
8
3%
Don't worry, I have my lockpicks with me!
4
2%
But, my cleric said it was only a rash
10
4%
Why are our torches turning blue?
7
3%
I can only die by my own sword
2
1%
There is defininitely no trap on this door!
41
17%
If you stike me down now, I shall only become stronger
16
7%
Geez, you sure do stink
3
1%
I've got a bad feeling about this
74
31%
 
Total votes : 237

PostAuthor: Istahire » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:39 pm

Narwë: "I just need a drink before continuing. It looks safe here..."
"If you find yourself in the company of a halfling and an ill-tempered dragon - just remember that you don't have to outrun the dragon..."
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PostAuthor: DarknessFallsLight » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:08 pm

"Theyre just lich minions... taunting them is fun!"

"Dont worry, my epic armor spell makes me almost impossible to hit"

"Weird shouldnt get past a Shadow Shield"

"Hell, if Lafreth could solo it how hard could it be?"

"Ive got enough spellcraft points to resist basically anything"
Here's to a long life and a merry one, a quick death and an easy one, a pretty girl and an honest one, a cold pint and another one!
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PostAuthor: storminj » Fri Feb 03, 2006 4:09 pm

"I don't remember [insert name] casting spells before ......"
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PostAuthor: sinn » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:13 am

'hold my beer I'm gonna try something'


:shock:
you can run all your life, but not go anywhere.
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PostAuthor: Marleh » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:11 am

"I have a cunning plan..."
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PostAuthor: Anyamaur » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:13 am

((AFK))
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PostAuthor: Beary666 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:05 am

Well this would have been from a very long time ago but something along the lines of...


[Server] Silk has joined as Gamemaster
Then Sereg start spawning
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PostAuthor: darthjee » Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:42 am

anodynes wrote:"Do you want to live forever?"

this was one of my hot keys . . .but then i got too many spells and magic itens
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famous last words

PostAuthor: weeno » Sat Feb 04, 2006 8:46 am

After killing monsters in a DM quest....

"Is that all you got?"

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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:32 am

"As a cartoonists I will not have my freedom of speech rights limited by religious zeal"

not that im a cynic or anything
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PostAuthor: Gh0zt » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:34 pm

I can't believe this wasn't posted yet.


Many a darwin award winner last words...

"Hey watch this!!!"
-Ae'un Kahn, Insanity at its finest.
-Kakos-Asteri Kahn, Dragonari Warrior
-Kahn The Dark Vasharan Warrior Raw Unadulterated Hate
-Enzaneti Sighkopaf, Nutjob Sorcerer
-Hawk Bodyravager, Half-Orge Druid of Dagath


Devishlishly Clever
-The Immortal Daffy Duck

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PostAuthor: Sinbadsam » Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:53 pm

Smeec: I have a plan.....
"It is roleplaying Boob, but not as you know it"

"Captain, Set Tempers To Short, Arm the Egos, Full Slaughter Ahead, Sir"

Place where Vice Presidents can Hunt People Without A License. Twisted Evil
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PostAuthor: plekszy_gladsz » Sat Feb 04, 2006 2:27 pm

From Dragon magazine way back.

Paladin to demogorgon

Hey wanna be lawful good!

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PostAuthor: Tangleroot » Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:46 pm

"Hey, you put those kukris down, kid, before you hurt yourself. And that goes for you brother too."
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PostAuthor: fleuretty » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:08 pm

*points to the all time classic in IC quotes*

Player: "If I'm wrong may the gods strike me down.."

DM killed by lightning within seconds.. :D
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PostAuthor: fleuretty » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:11 pm

Said to party when facing an enraged dragon:

"It's just a stupid, overgrown lizard.."
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PostAuthor: Commander Morgan » Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:40 pm

Hey, Wanna See Where I Just Died?

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PostAuthor: loki70 » Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:16 pm

"Master Po can't be that bad"

Killed in under five seconds after the gong rang

"I could be wrong"
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PostAuthor: Nob » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:43 am

Most likely a variation of: "OH don't worry, I've done this a thousand times..."
"Andrinor grant me the patience not to kill those who screw things up through stupidity, the power to incinerate those who screw things up on purpose, and the wisdom to distinguish between one and the other." -The War Mage's Serenity Prayer
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PostAuthor: bolo » Sun Feb 05, 2006 3:49 am

"Hmm, I wonder what this button does...."

* to a Malekite*

"Sure, I'll help you with your ceremony!"

or
" Hi, I'm new to the city! Can you tell me where to find a corpse hand?"
* wide eyed, innocent look*

or

"Sure I'd like to hear the words of Maleki!Hey, why is everybody else stepping ba--?" * Wail of Banshee*
* you have died *

* to Isamu*

"Hey short shit! Why are you pointing at me? Finger of wha--" *ung*" my life is..ebbing"

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PostAuthor: Zero_shadowfire » Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:53 am

Kalgar-If Maleki is so powerfull why dosent he make himself known
*kalgar Dies*

Cant remember his exact words but it was funny..when just fell over dead...
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PostAuthor: bolo » Sun Feb 05, 2006 5:01 am

Zero_shadowfire wrote:Kalgar-If Maleki is so powerfull why dosent he make himself known
*kalgar Dies*

Cant remember his exact words but it was funny..when just fell over dead...


LOl yes! That was priceless! God, that would have been a great Kodak moment!

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PostAuthor: Levis Pie » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:03 pm

In PnP:

Darkfire/Ayralon- "Don't worry I'll unlock it", or "Don't worry I can hit it" hehe
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PostAuthor: Fuzz » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:29 pm

Et tu, Brute?
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PostAuthor: Darkfire » Mon Feb 06, 2006 8:42 pm

Bolo wrote:
Zero_shadowfire wrote:Kalgar-If Maleki is so powerfull why dosent he make himself known
*kalgar Dies*

Cant remember his exact words but it was funny..when just fell over dead...


LOl yes! That was priceless! God, that would have been a great Kodak moment!


think it was this...


Kalgar: "ha, If Maleki is so almighty, why does he not make his presence known?"

*Kalgar dies*

Either, way...It was fricken hilarious, lol
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