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Best last words:

Dragons sleep with their eyes open
12
5%
He's probably forgotten all about that by now
31
13%
I disbelieve the illusion!
29
12%
It appears to be some kind of fungus
8
3%
Don't worry, I have my lockpicks with me!
4
2%
But, my cleric said it was only a rash
10
4%
Why are our torches turning blue?
7
3%
I can only die by my own sword
2
1%
There is defininitely no trap on this door!
41
17%
If you stike me down now, I shall only become stronger
16
7%
Geez, you sure do stink
3
1%
I've got a bad feeling about this
74
31%
 
Total votes : 237

PostAuthor: gwydion2 » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:53 pm

In a great number of PnP games it tended to be along the lines of

"I push the button" or "I pull the lever"

One player was especially gifted, with being able to kill half the party by this method, but make all sort of lucky rolls to escape intact himself, in true Raiders of the Lost Ark style :)
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PostAuthor: pincushionman » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:53 pm

I think I just failed a Spot check.

C'mon, people! How was I the first to post that?
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PostAuthor: Elong Singalong » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:56 pm

It seems clear to me
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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Thu Feb 02, 2006 8:57 pm

I told you I was ill

RIP Spike Milligan :(
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PostAuthor: Heronimous Fox » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:00 pm

T'eindel Trethlawn: One more pie won't cause any harm will it...
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PostAuthor: spokeydonkey » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:07 pm

Gareth Rosy: Dammit, Madon--*splat*
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PostAuthor: darthmullet » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:26 pm

A favorite of mine, which I will post for Abdenago.

"but Micah...I love you!"
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PostAuthor: p0m » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:31 pm

"Dannar! Don't tou..."
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PostAuthor: Li'll Divvil » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:42 pm

How about the old fashioned "Uh oh..crap",

or upon failing an insta-death save "What?..what? ..WHAT???"

or a stupid one from avlis:

NPC mages blasts PC with area spells, PC is down to 5 HP after the blast. Char types "*evil grin* That was close, but NOW it's my turn" then reaches for healpotion hotkey, however endurance runs out dropping her to -20 HP instantly. "DM grins" :twisted:

my favorite from a pnp session I DM'ed where the hardy warrior hides behind a rock from a x-bow man and he asks the DM: "What do I see, what do I see" and I draw him a small sketch of said x-bow man using the bow as a club while jumping down from said rock and point up. Response from fighter (who wasn't wearing a helmet):"F*ck..me"
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PostAuthor: Demonseed » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:54 pm

Kard in the crypts. . .

Trap ? what Tra. .. .BOOM . . . ouch
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PostAuthor: Durgg » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:56 pm

Oscar Wilde, on deathbed, pointing to curtains: "Those curtains are horrible. Either they go, or I go."

Descartes, on deathbed, when asked to repent the Devil and accept the Christian god: "Now is not the time to be making enemies."

I think thats right about Descartes. Could have been someone else.
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PostAuthor: Marleh » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:58 pm

A certain DM: ((woops, get your stuff and pretend that didn't happen))
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PostAuthor: Soshus Eblum » Thu Feb 02, 2006 9:59 pm

Cogito ergo sum
God give you the grace to purge this place
And peace all around may be your fortune

Oh oh children of the land
Love is still the answer, take my hand
The vision fades, a voice I hear
"Listen to the madman!"
Earth = Rock

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PostAuthor: Nighthawk4 » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:03 pm

*I am bored. It is too quiet here*

*They will never hit us at this dist.......*

*I can sneak past without waking them*

*He looks friendly enough*

:lol:
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PostAuthor: Isengrim » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:18 pm

Rhissaerk Jalesh wrote:Rhissaerk: "Well, that wass eassy!"

*Is hit by bodak death gaze and dies .5 seconds later*


Rhissaerk in Visimontium, Bone Demons:

"They're just big, scary looking pussies."

*Harm, Harm, dead*
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PostAuthor: frogmella » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:49 pm

"It's OK ... just a scratch ..."
= = = =
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PostAuthor: gutemensch » Thu Feb 02, 2006 11:57 pm

*looks around* I am charge now?
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PostAuthor: Zonr_0 » Fri Feb 03, 2006 1:24 am

a game I dmed in:

player: ha! my Wu-Jen has 18 con, making her really hard to kill!
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PostAuthor: DanishPastry » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:03 am

"Guards, take him off to the barracks"
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PostAuthor: Cassandros » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:17 am

*20 Sereg appear* oh piss off....
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PostAuthor: p0m » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:33 am

"Dead bards don't tell no Tales"
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PostAuthor: valkyrie72 » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:43 am

My all time favorite:

"What else could go wrong?!"

"I'm fine...DP" (Courtesy of Mara Millennin)

"I've never seen this place so quiet...."

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PostAuthor: Jonezie » Fri Feb 03, 2006 2:49 am

CHARGE!
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PostAuthor: possessed_squirrel » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:09 am

What tripwire?
Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary.

Impossible is nothing.
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PostAuthor: darthjee » Fri Feb 03, 2006 3:15 am

- ((ooc: dont worry . . .this is a low lvl place))

-screw you

-in your dreams

-what a kid can do . . . lets go

-its just a small town . . . lets go

-its just a begger . . .lets go

-lets go

-what do you by . . .9th circle of power?

-c'mon . .. its just a myth

-i never saw that before

-is that DM spawn?

-over my dead body

a modern one:
-Ok, i pulled the pin, counted up to 10 . . .now . .what do i......
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